A satirical report from The Babylon Bee claims that former President Donald Trump has declared actor Harrison Ford the second-greatest president in United States history. The report, as presented by The New York Post, states Trump made the assertion in the Oval Office.
According to the satirical piece, Trump commented on the "controversial image" and stated, "He was tremendous, almost as tremendous as I am. Harrison Ford. He was a great president."
The selection also includes other satirical headlines and stories. One such story suggests that Dolly Parton, at age 80, is the last person on Earth universally beloved across all political and socioeconomic spectra. Another satirical report features a fictional scenario where a commentator becomes defensive when questioned about their rhetoric, responding, "You don’t like what I’m saying? You’re obviously Jewish."
A separate satirical item quoted a fictional statement from a person named Graham expressing confusion about their role, asking, "Is it like a waitress? An auto mechanic?"
These selections are presented as part of a weekly feature highlighting content from the satirical website The Babylon Bee.