The satirical news site The Babylon Bee has published its latest collection of humorous takes on current events and political figures. Among the featured pieces is a comedic take on the dating life of U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, suggesting she is "struggling to meet single men under 90 at work."
One purported quote attributed to Ocasio-Cortez in the satirical piece states, "I’m working to be a little more open to an age difference, but I’d really like someone who wasn’t born during Depression."
The Babylon Bee's selections, published on August 18, 2026, also included commentary on community events and societal transitions. A hypothetical bystander named Jared Smith is quoted as saying, "We could use a few more of those Mormon flash mobs. It could work wonders for the community. They’re just so darn nice."
In a piece referencing a furry persona, W. J. Harbuck, also known as The Brown Blur, is depicted exclaiming, "I’m a horse! Neigh!"
Additionally, the satirical outlet humorously predicted a seamless transition for a figure named Leavitt, stating, "Family experts predict the transition will be seamless as Leavitt goes from answering ignorant unnecessary questions all day to answering ignorant, unnecessary questions all day."