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Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Texas Man Crashes Car into Kroger Pharmacy Over Bathroom Emergency

A 60-year-old man drove his vehicle into a Rosenberg, Texas Kroger pharmacy after becoming frustrated that the store's doors were locked early Sunday morning.

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Texas Man Crashes Car into Kroger Pharmacy Over Bathroom Emergency

A 60-year-old Texas man was arrested and charged with criminal mischief after crashing his car into a Kroger pharmacy in Rosenberg early Sunday morning.

The incident occurred around 4:30 a.m. when the unidentified man reportedly drove his vehicle through the store's entrance, causing significant damage to the pharmacy section. According to police, the man stated he was in an urgent need to use the restroom and became upset that the store's doors were locked.

The Rosenberg Police Department shared details of the incident on Facebook, humorously advising, "I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go but we strongly advise finding a store open for business…to do your business."

The post garnered humorous reactions online, with one user quipping, "This isn't how door dash works." Another questioned, "So, did the driver make it to the restroom or what?"

The man had to urgently relieve himself and got mad the doors of the pharmacy were locked. He was arrested and charged with criminal mischief

The Rosenberg Police Department made fun of the incident and posted on Facebook: 'I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go but we strongly advise finding a store open for business…to do your business'


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