Liz Jones's weekend took a concerning turn when her dog, Missy, experienced a seizure. Jones described the incident, which occurred on Saturday night as she was taking Missy upstairs. The dog collapsed, paddling her limbs with eyes rolling back, an event Jones feared was life-threatening. Her other dog, Teddy, retreated to another room during the episode.
Following the seizure, Jones carried the trembling Missy to her bed. The following morning, Missy appeared recovered, prompting Jones to schedule a call with a new, pay-as-you-go veterinarian. She noted the use of an app designed to record a dog's breathing during sleep, which can then be transmitted to the vet, likening the experience to being a nurse.
Seeking to lift her spirits, Jones opted for a solo lunch at a restaurant she frequents. She recounted an interaction with the maître d' who, she felt, made a comment about her dining alone. This encounter led her to reflect on various types of men she has encountered or dated, cataloging a series of perceived negative traits, including unkempt appearance, financial stinginess, uninteresting conversation, and poor dining etiquette.
Jones also touched upon her past experiences, referencing a past ban from the restaurant due to her dog Gracie's digestive issues and a change in management that allowed her return. She recalled a suggestion from her editor 26 years prior for a column name, "Only me!" which she felt resonated with her current experiences.
In a separate note, Jones offered a tip for individuals looking to reduce their alcohol intake. She recommended a wine with lower alcohol and calorie content, suggesting it is indistinguishable from regular wine, allowing for either a reduction in consumption or the ability to drink more quantity with less impact. She mentioned this tip in the context of her own struggles with alcohol consumption.
Jones also mentioned dealing with other annoyances, such as purchasing expensive moth traps for her office carpet, which had sustained damage. She expressed apprehension about the upcoming September school run, recalling her own arduous journey to school during her youth, which involved walking and public transport.
Additionally, she commented on the perceived decline of influencer culture, citing an article from New York magazine that suggests a waning public interest in observing curated lifestyles. Jones expressed relief at this trend, humorously speculating it might improve her chances of attending an upcoming fashion show.